Saturday, June 2, 2007
(This is cute-I copied from a fellow multiple mom-Thanks, Carolyn!!)
These are all sooo true..................
Your stroller has it's own zip code
You laugh at singleton moms that are struggling to get their stroller out of the car
You can hold four infant car seats at once and still have a spare hand to hold your 4 year old's hand as you go to your car.
You feel like a sheepherder instead of a parent
You have people asking if you run a daycare because that's what your yard looks like
You no longer have a proper name you are either "The lady with Quads" or Moooooooooommmmmmmm yyyyyyyyyyyyy
The first thing you ask upon arriving home is for the poop and pee report
"700 megabytes is 1 nights worth of photos
You've truly considered strangling someone who said, "you've got your hands full" or "I'd shoot myself".
You are both shocked by the rudeness, and amazed by the kindness of strangers in the same 60 seconds upon entering the mall.
You consider a sale on diapers better than sex
You have to wash the dinner dishes by hand because the dishwasher is full of bottles
You can say "she Just has twins" with a straight face
Whining is heard not just in stereo, but in surround sound!
You seriously wish someone would sell Orajel in a toothpaste-sized tube.
You delivered over 15 lbs of baby, and didn't set any records.
You make formula by the gallon and it lasts only 24 hours